That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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