You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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