what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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