so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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