I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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