What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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