Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I think i got beer on your cat.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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