I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
