ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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