i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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