I have demons in me.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
and she was petting her beer can
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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