my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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