i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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