new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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