So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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