just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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