How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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