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(773): View more from Illinois

Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?

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Sobriety and mild self-respect

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(678): View more from Georgia

I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA

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(561): View more from Florida

I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.

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