ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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