if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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