All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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