Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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