38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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