I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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