Christians are straight up FREAKS
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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