omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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