Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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