I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
