I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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