Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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