: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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