She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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