Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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