I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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