i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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