Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
