So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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