I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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