I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sponge bath it is.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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