thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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