this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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