that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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