my mouth tastes like poor choices
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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