Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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