your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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