thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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