Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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