he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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