There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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