I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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