do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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