do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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