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Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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