Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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