she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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